The Biggest Chicken(Bleep) President Ever

So, your GOP Senate friends are going to throw you a show trial where the fix is already in? I am elated. Elated, overjoyed, besides myself with glee, almost giddy with happiness. For this ensures that you will go down in history as the Most Chicken(Bleep) President Ever. You think they’re doing you a giant favor, but they aren’t doing this for you. They know if they allow any evidence and acquit you anyway, it’s they who will go down in infamy. They won’t allow witnesses. Why? Because they know the witnesses will show you’re guilty, you’re a cheat, incompetent at your job, a traitor, and a profoundly cowardly juvenile. Even if they lied it would be obvious to everyone. The thought of putting you on the stand makes them absolutely pee their pants in fright. It would be like watching a 5-year old with a roll of tape as you entangled yourself in your deceits and fantasies. Worse, you might tell the truth. So, you should say “Thank you, Mitch!” and “Thank you, Lindsay!” for cementing your legacy for posterity, the Biggest Chicken(Bleep) President of All Time, who had to have a rigged trial in order to get off. You’re always the one who leaves the suckers holding the empty bag, but this time you get left holding the bag of chicken (Bleep). I am absolutely agog with delight at the prospect.